Friday, September 9, 2011

Start me up

H. is off jetting somewhere over the Atlantic, and so begins my ten days as a single lady. Single mother of cat, even. I started making my to-do list for my first Saturday as a lady about town. First things first: call Keanu Reeves. After that, my Saturday to-do list looked like this:

1. Wake up
2. Work out (ugh, I know)
3. Ikea
4. Nap?
5. Seek manicure, possibly also pedicure
6. Get to work on that mirror

But, wait! What's wrong with this list? So very, very wrong. A manicure before breaking out the sandpaper and paint. Nuh-uh. My plan has to be adjusted, because manicure is a big part of my scheme for the weekend, and I do not intend to ruin my nails promptly after beautifying them. How to fix? Get started on that mirror now.

My helper.
 That and a pizza that is almost half gone are how this lady is spending her Friday night, friends. Carrie Bradshaw, eat your heart out.

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